Skin Cancer
Killer Tan? It could be. Melanoma skin cancer is one of the most common forms of cancer for people between the ages of 15-29 and the use of indoor tanning beds can increase your risk of by as much as 75%. The truth is tanning is out.
Question by : Some of the most stupid questions in Y!A?
These are in no particular order. Also, I’m just going to give a big fat [SIC] to the entire thing — I’m leaving in all the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors as they are part of the essence of Yahoo Answers.
Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex? He continues:
“I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?”
Well, no. But he definitely came to the right place for logical, helpful, compassionate support. Like a user named Kendra who says:
“its not nasty, i remember when I was younger me and my bro would hide in the closet so we could see it”.
And we’re just getting started.
How turn computer monitor into mirror? This one is MADE in the guy’s description of his question:
“Hi. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.”
So as dumb as that is… yeah, I thought for two seconds about what would happen if I scanned a mirror.
Girlfriend aint had period since?
“ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant”
I DO think the baby is drinking the blood! There is literally no other explanation. What you’ve got on your hands is a vampire baby. Your girlfriend has been having sex with a vampire. And I’m suspecting it’s a biracial baby, either half-black (if she got it on with Blacula or Count Chocula) or half-purple (if she got it on with The Count).
Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes? On one hand, this could almost be a deeply existential question. Unfortunately, I don’t think that was the intent.
My Boyfriend Has Skin Cancer?
“I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months now,he’s my absolute everything.But last week he got told he has bad ‘Skin Cancer’,When he told me i was heartbroken.Should i tell him that we should end it ? or should we stay together?:( x”
I think this made me laugh the hardest of all. Is that bad?
Are my masturbation habits bad? I love the guy’s description of his habits:
“I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30′s. I do it a lot, but I really don’t know how to stop.”
First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn’t be humanly possible. You’d have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:
“wow thats alot i only have like 2 or 3″
You kids today!
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell? Absolutely. The only acceptable way to integrate Jesus into food is to accidentally burn his face into a piece of toast or on a grilled cheese sandwich and then sell it on eBay. Jesus would be proud that you can get Golden Palace to pay $ 500 for it.
Next target: Savannah.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie. This one was taken down after it was an Internet sensation a few months back. But it’s still an all time classic. And as much as my instinct is to think it’s fake… something about it just says “real” to me. I WANT to believe!
Does it go dark at night where your from? You had to know that the person who doesn’t know if night exists outside of his hometown would make a traditional Internet generation your/you’re switch.
Help i smoked way too much weed? She describes a traditional My First Smoking story:
“my friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much im all dizy and i can’t see straight the room is moving”
This one doesn’t get good until she starts elaborating with more details a little later on in the night:
“my peanut btuter tastes like ice cream i thought the pillow was the cat ahhh”.
Brilliant.
Is the vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus? He continues:
“Or is it in the back where a boys — is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it.”
The most succinct answer comes from a poster who uses the name Riley J:
“yes women have penises on the inside thats how they pee they just dont stick out like mens do”.
Perfect. The question is answered. (And sadly, the guy who posted it refused to elaborate on his “valid reason to ask.”)
EDIT: Actually I wanted you guys to share a few such question you have come across.
Best answer:
Answer by Joanna
Is this even a question? I’ve seen lots of these ones before, I like the “Girlfriend ain’t had period since?”
Give your answer to this question below!
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Skin cancer can absolutely kill you. How is tanning worth it? Even if not for melanoma, you look like a leather belt by the time you’re in your 40′s.
Respond to this video…
although this video is lame, but the message should be to outlaw tanning salons from existence. This can only be done by law, I don’t think education can totally prevent foolish people into not tanning. Look at smoking for example.
although this video is lame, but the message should be to outlaw tanning salons from existence. This can only be done by law, I don’t think education can totally prevent foolish people by tanning. Look at smoking for example.
How many times do you have to use a tanning bed before the risk goes to 75%? I regret ever using one..It wasn’t working, so I tried two or three times over a couple weeks .I ended up burned in one spot, still white in all others, I’m very fair. I said forget it, and never went back. My closest uncle passed away from melanoma, he fought for two years. Nothing worked. It kept returning, until there was no more they could remove. Tanning is just not worth it, its not.
If you tan in a tanning bed, you have a 75% increased chance of developing malignant melanoma, not 2/10th of 1%. I work at a dermatologist and see melanoma…frequently and even in young women. If you think you know so much, sit in a MOH’s surgeon’s office for a day…then talk “truths”!
The link between indoor tanning devices and melanoma is not only supported by the International Agency for Research on Cancer, which considered research papers published in prestigious peer-reviewed journals, but also numerous international, national, and provincial organizations. We hope this video increases awareness of the dangers of tanning.
Thanks for your comment. It is important to remember that research done by the International Agency for Research on Cancer shows that being exposed to UV radiation from indoor tanning equipment before the age of 35 increases your risk of melanoma.
Let’s talk about ‘truths’…your risk of developing melanoma is two-tenths of 1%, by using a sunbed in a professional tanning salon your risk goes up to three-tenths of 1%…that’s the ‘absolute’ risk. By only telling you the increased risk without showing you what it increases from and to is irresponsible and inflammatory. The CCS should be ashamed of themselves for misleading the public with this archaic approach to UV exposure. Moderation & education….not fear mongering & misinformation.
This is so lame, this isn’t even funny, you need some better people in your thinktanks!!!
Excellent.
watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
and ?
Lol, I’ve seen some of them.
I’m disappointed that some of my questions arent on that list..
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aui0UvXGw097DbACirDtrj4jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20110728050521AAD9XbS
I… Personally thought it was funny
I’m disappointed some of Abbie’s questions aren’t on that list :/
“Why are 93% of athiests homosexual?
Are they just rebelling against God because homosexuality is a sin? Please don’t tell me it’s just one big coincidence, cause I don’t buy that.”
I find this to be just… plain, old stupidity.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApX69wkTV_q5afSFuhuoi8fwDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110918025613AAZdUxZ
This was too long to paste, but yeah… idiot.
“Why is it that 95% of atheists do not believe in God?
…”
I can indeed concur that this asker is a massive half-wit. Some of the answers are cracking though. I’ll leave a link for you to see.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Akt05Hcek8sPPRuiK0fBRRXwDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110918023659AAgQRAG
“Atheists do you know it is possible to prove a negative with evidence? exp.?
You claim that without evidence ones belief is illogical, well
Here are two negatives you can disprove with evidence:
there is no pomegranate in my hand,
or no snow-capped mountains in the Sahara Desert
While it is somewhat hard to prove the no-existence of negative things, the same can also be said of positive assertions”
This guy has to have skipped school in order to be brain-washed, and so didn’t learn obvious things.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Auehz.AQXRfvO_SzCQFJo93wDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110918020049AAgtPOc
Again, this was too long to paste. You’ll see the idiocy that his/her parents spawned though.
“Why dont some people understand that god is the universe?”
Yeah… right.
hahaha the funny thing is that i have asked before the same question as you!
1)am i pregnant?
-when i see this question(which is QUITE OFTEN)i get so mad.how stupid can someone be to ask this?Y!A is not a pregnacy test!
2)my girlfriend gave me a bj.but i didn’t feel anything.does that mean i’m gay?
-i laughed so hard that my stomach hurt
3)me and my boyfriend are both 13 and for our 1 month anniversary(!)we want to have sex.should we?
-i don’t know which is more stupid.the 1 month anniversary or the fact that the girl was 13 and wanted to have sex
these are just a few examples.there are so many other questions like these