Age Spots On Face
Question by Safira: How do I do that link thingy to like videos and stuff?
do you just type it in or what? Oh, and tell me what you think about these Jokes! if you don’t have time to read it all then at least skip down to the bottem to read my *Tabby* has this happend to you?
here is *TABBY’S* 31 JOKES for EVERY DAY of the MONTH!!!
1. A woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
“Would you like to say the blessing?” she said.
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear mommy say,” the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
“Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”.
2. A woman called her doctor to complain about her husband’s snoring.
“Is there anything you can do?” she said,”Well, there is one operation
that will cure your husband, but it’s rather expensive.
$ 1,000 plus $ 450 a month for 36 months.”
“OH MY GOSH!!!!” exclaimed the woman, “that’s like leasing a sports car!”
“Hmm,” the doctor murmured. “Too obvious, eh?”.
3. ben’s dad was building a pine bookcase, and ben was watching and occasionally helping.
“what are the holes for?” ben asked.
“they’re knot holes”, said his dad.
“what are they, then, if they’re not holes?” said ben.
4. Where do geologists go for entertainment?
to rock concerts.
5. why is a classroom like an old car?
cuz it full of nuts, and has a crank at the
front.
6. did you hear about the florist who had
two kids?
one’s a budding gunius and the other’s
a blooming idiot.
7. what do you get if you cross a hedgehog
with a giraffe?
a long-necked toothbrush.
8. why does a stork stand on one leg?
because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
9. what’s an american cat’s favorite car?
a catillac.
10. my dog saw a sign that said “wet paint”
so he did!
11. whats a snail?
a slug with a crash helmet.
12. what did the dumb ghost name his pet tiger?
spot.
13. how did the police scare the bugs away?
they called for the S.W.A.T. team.
14. what crawls and wears uniforms and helmets?
army ants.
15. why was the firefly flashing on and off?
his light was on the blink.
16. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood
on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I’m standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet aren’t empty!”.
17. A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMLY mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” They boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. “Where is God?” Again, the boy
made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and
shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed. “Where is God!?”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked, “What happened?” The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!”.
18.There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well,
but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water
melon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought,
he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day,
the kids show up and they saw the sign which read,
“Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons
are missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!!!”.
19. Q:Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day?
A:Her computer kept saying she has mail.
20. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?
A: It said “concentrate”.
21. Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
22. Q: Why can’t blond
Best answer:
Answer by Brittney
17 was my fav.
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